IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

[animated]

"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

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[stealwithit]

[ kasumi hasn't really left the room she's been put up in, so she has no idea if Charlie is at work or not. But she's going to send this anyway. ]

"Oh my… sweat and body wash and Christian. It's a heady cocktail - so much better than a margarita, and now I can speak from experience."

I'd still take a margarita over that "heady cocktail"

[animated]

[ Charlie is at work, and he just. Stares at the text her's gotten for a very long moment ]

for the love of god why are you sending me quotes from 50 shades of grey

[stealwithit]

because I'm bored out of my mind and this is entertaining for all the wrong reasons

"'Why don't you like to be touched?' I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes.
'Because I'm 50 shades of fucked up, Anastasia.'"

I'm 50 shades of reopening my wound from how hard I'm laughing

[animated]

kasumi

kasumi stop

i read this trash once already i don’t need to do it again

[stealwithit]

"Does this mean you're going to make love to me tonight, Christian?' Holy shit! Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. 'No, Anastasia, it doesn't. Firstly, I don't make love. I fuck... hard."

Holy shit!

[animated]

why are you doing this to me

[stealwithit]

because I love you and you must suffer with me

[animated]

what did i do to you to deserve this fate? i thought we were friends

(also did you know she also wrote a book told from christian's perspective and it's possibly worse than this one?)

[stealwithit]

hey, we'll get through this. somehow. Bull may have several less beers in the fridge by the time I'm through with this.

and who keeps letting her publish things? or even write them?