IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

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"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

Comments

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Y E S

that's so friggin laaaaaaame

this is what i get for txting u

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i'm just here to ruin your childhood

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He has "pretty sure u were beat to the punch there" typed out before he erases it. ]

don't be a bitter old man rip van winkle

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and yet who's the one who can't handle change right now?

[nostalgiabomb]

hey i handle change just fine

it's uncool stuff i don't like

so ur lucky i hang out with u

[ SHOTS FIRED ]

[animated]

delivered with all the scathing wit of a second-grader

ouch

i'm so hurt

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hey





where r u right now

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why?

[nostalgiabomb]

curious

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that's not a very good answer



but

i'm at home

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what not at work?

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school's getting ready to start up again, so i don't have many driving students during the day

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k

cool

[ Then, to accompany his wit, with all the subtlety of a second-grader, Peter will teleport into Nonah 005 with the sole purpose of flicking Charlie in the forehead. ]

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[ There's about half a second where Charlie activates his stop-motion spell on instinct, but once he realizes it's Peter, he drops it instantly ]

Peter, what the fuck!

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[ He feels it, of course, the way he freezes for a quick second, but he swallows down the instinctive panic.

Instead, he proceeds to flick Charlie in the forehead.

Then, flop down to sit beside him. ]

I'm bored.

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Uh-huh. And why aren't you at work?

[nostalgiabomb]

Day off, actually.

I'm not a total skeeze. Sometimes.

[animated]

Okaaay. So. What do you wanna do? I could put on a movie or something.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ he SIGHS. ] I'm still upset I can't find Jurassic Park. Talkin' to that Claire chick put me in the mood to watch dinos wrecking shit.

[animated]

We could always see if we can find the Land Before Time number 342.

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Yeah? Is that the one where they find a cache of alien tech and go nuts on all the carnivores?

[animated]

I think I've said this before, but you should really write for movies.

[nostalgiabomb]

Maybe, or maybe the stuff I'd come up with would be too intense for general audiences.

[animated]

You'd be surprised what people can get away with these days. A PG-13 rating grants you one use of the word "fuck", for instance.

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[ Peter laughs at that. ] One whole "fuck," huh? Guess that's one way to separate the kids from the big boys, then.

Pretty sure I was dropping the F-word every other sentence when I was thirteen.