IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

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"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

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You say "engineering" and I just picture you running around with Scotty. Which is probably not close to accurate at all.

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Nooooot in the slightest. Imagine more scales and spikes and sharper teeth. Possibly more tentacles -- anywhere between ten to fifteen percent more.

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Now I'm just curious. Hands down, what's the weirdest alien you've ever seen?

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[ With hardly a pause, ] Aaskvarian. Four tentacle arms. Teeth like an anglerfish. Green, slimy skin.

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[ he makes a face ] Sounds like they're real fun at parties.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He clicks his tongue. ]

You're not totally wrong.

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I get the feeling there's a story there that I'm not sure I wanna hear.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He smirks, shrugging again. ]

Maybe when we're both super drunk, one of these days. It's not such a great story, honestly.

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Well... Bull's got like an entire brewery in the fridge, if you really want.

[nostalgiabomb]

What, you tryin' to get me in a compromising position?

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Why do you instantly assume that? Is there something you want?

[nostalgiabomb]

Nah. Just makin' sure you aren't the type of dude to take advantage.

'Sides. I'd rather not annoy the guy with the horns for snagging his booze.

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Eh, Bull doesn't mind. Kasumi steals beer all the time. I think that's part of the reason why he keeps so much around.

guess who never got this notif

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He narrows his eyes at that. ]

You sure it's not just 'cause he's gigantic, and half the fridge is only enough to give him a buzz?