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text | sometime during the vegas nonsense

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CHA RLIE

SHIT

LOOK MAN

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DID U KNOW ABT TIS

i laughed really hard jsyk

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yes

yes i am aware that is a thing

now put your phone down and enjoy the show

good

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how much ARE THEY DO I PAY AFTERWARD

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omg bull no

you don't get to sleep with the dancers

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what

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they are for looking at

no touching

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what the fuck why

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it's

kind of complicated

but let's just say the rules are a whole lot different than what you're used to, so don't go propositioning any of the performers, okay?

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ugh

thats ilegal isnt it

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pretty much

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shit

this place sucks

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oh stop

you go for the novelty

also, i guarantee you'll be able to pick someone up before you leave

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yeah yeah

well ramir says theres some guy with a glowing dick so

guess im going to see THAT novelty

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you uh

you don't have to send me pictures of that one

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you sure

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positive

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...

...

thank you for that

[ HE'S LAUGHING SO HARD ]

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told you youd wanna see

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i needed that

thanks

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no problem