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[ you will regret that suggestion, charles. ]

the graduate
2001 space odyssey
citizen kane
planet of the apes
the godfather
rebel without a cause
invasion of the body snatchers
alien
rear window
rosemary's baby
12 angry men
metropolis

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seen it
seen it
seen it
seen it (and the remake, wish i hadn't)
seen it
you asked me about this one already, seen it
nope
seen it, and the sequel(s)
nope
nope
nope
nope

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they did a remake of planet of the apes??

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yeah. it was directed by tim burton if you can believe it

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the beetlejuice guy?

so like was everyone all dark and all spiraly or something

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that probably would have made it better than it was

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that bad huh

were there still apes at least

were those still a thing

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well i wouldn't say bad but it wasn't good

but yes there were still apes

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i mean as long as there was still a planet

and apes

as long as it does what it says on the cover

it can't be that bad right

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like i said it's not BAD

it's just eh

the prequels are pretty good tho

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there are prequels???

what could they possibly need prequels for

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they're about how the apes take over

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I can't imagine it's very hard honestly

like folks lose they're shit when animals do ppl things

have a gorilla walk a dog and everyone will go crazy

meanwhile curious george comes up from behind and breaks necks

done

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you should really go into screenwriting

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maybe as a hobby

i like stealing to much to do anything else

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screenwriter by day, charming space thief by night?

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you think i'm charming huh

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well, yeah

was it not obvious?

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i mean it's nice knowing you don't keep me around just for my pretty face and sweet ass

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shit

abs

not ass

tho that's sweet too

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freudian slip much?

not that i'm not agreeing that you've got a great ass, cause you do

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flatterer

and anyway it's always night in space

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so you're always a charming space thief?

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hey you said it not me