IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

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"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

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more than five

dipper said they were vanishing at his place so uh




im fixing that

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dipper has vanishing kittens

so we're taking them to stop them from vanishing

[ well, he's heard stranger things ]

as long as koro is okay with having cats around, i don't mind

we're going to need to get litter boxes and food and toys and things for them tho

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yyyyep pretty much

...

litter what

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litter boxes

they're kitty toilets basically

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theyre cats

dont they just piss outside

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most people keep their cats indoors these days

also if they're kittens i don't want them getting hurt or lost or snatched up by something bigger than they are

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no shit?

ugh right

listen to you you sound like their mom or something

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hey

hey

do YOU want to explain to dipper that one of his kittens got carried off by some dog?

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ffffffffuuuuck no

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then they're staying inside

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fffiiiine what do i need to



buy

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how about i just go with you to the pet store

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sure its a date

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aw bull you hopeless romantic

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say what now

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you just said "it's a date"

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i thought thats

what you said



you WANT a date ?

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do you?

[ what is happening. what has this conversation become ]

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hey i asked you first

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i mean i guess if you wanted

i wouldn't be opposed

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oh

uh

sure then

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okay this just took an unexpected turn but seriously

i don't want this to complicate things

so

really, only if you want

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nah it doesnt

you wanna do it sure thing

you wanna stop? sure thing

if you say stop then its cause something wasnt working

no harm done

takes more than that to rattle old iron bull

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[ It’s about that moment that Charlie is smacked in the face with the realization that Bull has been the least complicated, most constant presence in his life since he got to this place. He doesn’t know what to do with that realization, but it’s the reason that his reply takes a while. ]

let's just stick to the pet store for now and worry about actual dates later then

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[Unfortunately for Charlie, the realization isn't... obvious. Bull doesn't think anything of the pause. The other guy is probably busy.]

sure thing

also hey

say hi to krem