IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

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"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

Comments

[nostalgiabomb]

yeah he's not too bad when he's not puking up slime

damn that's rad. and it explains why she shot down my land before time joke so fast

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you know, i was better off not thinking about the fly today




okay what joke did you make

[nostalgiabomb]

I thought sharptooth was a T. rex but apparently it's a

hang on

carnotaurus????

easier to say all big scary dinos are t rexes

or godzilla

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i guess they never call the dinosaur by name so really it could have been anything

also speaking of land before time, did you know there's like 27 of those movies now?

[nostalgiabomb]

holy shit

that is 26 too many

does it go up until littlefoot &co get squashed by the asteroid

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they're still going as far as i know

and like the main characters have not grown up at all

but they've all changed voice actors probably like seven times

[nostalgiabomb]

don't mention it around claire

i get the feeling she'll tell u how inaccurate they are

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she's one to talk. the dinosaurs in her park don't even have feathers

[nostalgiabomb]

what

why would they have feathers

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like a year a two ago they discovered evidence that suggests most dinosaurs likely had feathers

[nostalgiabomb]

what the fuck

seriously

bullshittttt

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sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams

[nostalgiabomb]

ugh baby raptors with like peach fuzz uGH THAT IS SO LAME

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does it ruin the image to think of them like fluffy baby chicks?

[ now he's just being a butt ]

[nostalgiabomb]

Y E S

that's so friggin laaaaaaame

this is what i get for txting u

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i'm just here to ruin your childhood

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He has "pretty sure u were beat to the punch there" typed out before he erases it. ]

don't be a bitter old man rip van winkle

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and yet who's the one who can't handle change right now?

[nostalgiabomb]

hey i handle change just fine

it's uncool stuff i don't like

so ur lucky i hang out with u

[ SHOTS FIRED ]

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delivered with all the scathing wit of a second-grader

ouch

i'm so hurt

[nostalgiabomb]

hey





where r u right now

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why?

[nostalgiabomb]

curious

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that's not a very good answer



but

i'm at home

[nostalgiabomb]

what not at work?