IC CONTACT | Mask or Menace

[animated]

"Hey, you've reached Charlie Maxwell. Leave me a message. Or just text me. I might get back to you faster that way."

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[animated]

Oh, you know me, always willing to experiment for the good of mankind.

oops I forgot her hood was off...

[stealwithit]

Okay.

[ she holds her hands up to indicate a distance

Or perhaps, a length. ]

Say when.

[ and then she slooooowly starts increasing the distance between her hands. ]

haha it's all good

[animated]

Are you serious right now?

[stealwithit]

Yes.

[ by then she's reaching some sort of impressive but almost ridiculous length. ]

Are you serious right now?

[animated]

Oh, for the love of-- [ He reaches over and grabs her wrists, adjusting her handspan accordingly ] There you go.

[stealwithit]

[ she whistles. ]

Very nice.

[animated]

[ he just laughs again ]

This is probably the first time in... ever I've had someone this interested in my sex life.

[stealwithit]

Please, Charlie.

I'm interested in everyone's sex lives.

[animated]

Oh. You sure know how to make a guy feel special.

[stealwithit]

You know it.

[ wiiiink. ]

But really--I'm glad if you had a good time.

[animated]

Oh, believe me. I had a very good time.

[stealwithit]

Would you do it again?

Wait, how did this happen anyway? Were you guys preparing dinner one night, lock eyes, and then just--felt the need?

[animated]

Probably.

[ he gives an amused snort ]

Oh, well, I'm sure you know how incredibly subtle Bull can be. I just kind of hit a point where I figured, you know, why the fuck not?

[stealwithit]

Huh.

... Damn. That sounds fun.

[animated]

It sounds fun? Which part, exactly?

[stealwithit]

Oh, you know... Throwing caution to the wind, torrid affairs...

[animated]

It's not for everyone. But sometimes it's nice just to let go and do what you want.

[stealwithit]

I did my fair share when I was younger, yeah. That was before I met Keiji.

[animated]

"When you were younger". How old are you? Like, twenty-five?

phone tagging 2 hard 4 me

[stealwithit]

[ she clears her throat ]

Twenty-six.

[ she is an adult okay. ]

[animated]

Oh, sorry.

[stealwithit]

Well, I age normally, so in like twenty years I'm gonna be all old and crumbly and you're gonna look exactly the same and still getting all the attractive men.

[ and cue the most put-upon sigh ever to be sighed. ]

[animated]

Hey now. The extended lifespan thing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, you know.

[stealwithit]

Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to look on the bright side, which is that you get to have fun with young and attractive men for much longer than the rest of us peons.

[ she winks ]

[animated]

Pfft. Well, if you're old and crumbly looking at 46, I'll eat my shoe.