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i could have sworn i replied to this ages ago

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i don't mind them

why?

it's okay i still love you

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because




theres going to be some

in the house

like a lot of them

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define "a lot of them"

also why

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more than five

dipper said they were vanishing at his place so uh




im fixing that

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dipper has vanishing kittens

so we're taking them to stop them from vanishing

[ well, he's heard stranger things ]

as long as koro is okay with having cats around, i don't mind

we're going to need to get litter boxes and food and toys and things for them tho

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yyyyep pretty much

...

litter what

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litter boxes

they're kitty toilets basically

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theyre cats

dont they just piss outside

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most people keep their cats indoors these days

also if they're kittens i don't want them getting hurt or lost or snatched up by something bigger than they are

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no shit?

ugh right

listen to you you sound like their mom or something

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hey

hey

do YOU want to explain to dipper that one of his kittens got carried off by some dog?

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ffffffffuuuuck no

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then they're staying inside

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fffiiiine what do i need to



buy

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how about i just go with you to the pet store

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sure its a date

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aw bull you hopeless romantic

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say what now

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you just said "it's a date"

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i thought thats

what you said



you WANT a date ?

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do you?

[ what is happening. what has this conversation become ]

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hey i asked you first

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i mean i guess if you wanted

i wouldn't be opposed

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oh

uh

sure then

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okay this just took an unexpected turn but seriously

i don't want this to complicate things

so

really, only if you want